Should be outlawed

I am a tolerable guy. I think people can dress how ever they want. I think people can look however they want. Pink hair and torn up clothes is all fine. But there is one thing that I have a big hangup on. Something that I think should be punishable with a swift kick in the ass and a quick draw with the scissors. Men with comb overs. Men with comb overs has no place in todays society. They should be confined to their rooms and then be surrounded by mirrors until they see how erroneous that their choice of lifestyle is. Cause it is a choice. They actually choose that they want to look like that. And it is wrong. It is just so wrong.