Omelet

If there is one thing I never expected to see in the shelves of any grocery store it is Omelet mix. For crying out loud, it is eggs, water and salt that you stir all about. It is fucking impossible to fail. But it is there. Someone came up with this crazy idea on how to make money, someone approved it, someone made the product, someone at the store took it into their assortment and no one along the line stopped and thought 'Hmm, now wait a minute, Omelet is eggs, water and salt whisked together, this is one stupid product'. It is times like these that I loose all hope for mankind.