Darn it

I have, or rather had, a remote for my camera. It is not something that I use on a regular basis, neither is it a very expensive gadget, but it is on occasion very nice to have. And now I can not find it. Even after I cleaned my desk that was in dire need of a good cleaning, searched all surfaces in the apartment where it has been known to hang around, looked through the camera bag three times and felt through all possible pockets I still do not know where it is. These type of losses are so fucking annoying.